Previously on The Big Bang Theory...
So I told my mom
This is our wedding,
design the floral arrangements,
Thank you.
I mean, I-Im not trying
but... this is my specialty.
Everything okay?
Yeah, its just
I helped her install it.
You cant look at it.
Who the hell is this guy?
Ooh, let me see.
So youre still talking
Yes, and Im not gonna
And you need to delete
Because youre hiding
No, because you
How can I trust you?!
Then what are we doing?
I dont know.
Oh!
Aah,
sad man!
This is so great.
Why dont we do it
Because you have two kids,
I have Sheldon,
and Pennys apparently
cause damn, look at her!
Yeah, so impressive
to bounce back
Ah, another reason why
Youve come
I check the door
There are no traps.
I use my wizard eye
to see whats on the
Hey, thats sort of like how
to spy on your fiancée.
No, its nothing like that.
Your wizard eye
Oh. Is it alone and unloved?
I guess.
I open the door and say,
I have a bottle
Oh, we didnt order this.
Its from the gentleman
Oh. Well, if we drink it,
were making a promise?
Cause I am happily married,
Were not gonna do anything.
Really?
Why dont you just
you guys can work this out.
I dont want to talk about it.
Okay, the cyclops tells you
that the enchantress
at the Inn of the Dwarven Lords.
Really? An inn?
Anu is a concierge at a hotel.
Thats a little insensitive,
dont you think?
I hadnt noticed that
Well, now that Ive
Bad.
Shame on you.
Hey, ladies.
Zack!
Hi. You guys
Of course.
Did-did you
I did. I asked for the
They said it was $200,
and I said
more
expensive one.
And then, they said it was $300.
But it-it was the same...
Dont.
Thank you, but you shouldnt
Nah.
Its cool. I sold my company
And then I bought a boat.
Then I got married.
Guess where.
On your boat?
No, but that wouldve
Well, congratulations.
Hey, you and Leonard
should come over and have
Yeah, that would be so nice.
Leonard was just saying
with one of your ex-boyfriends
Well, then this worked out
Oh, yeah.
♪ Our whole universe
♪ Then nearly 14 billion years
♪ The Earth began to cool
♪ The autotrophs began to drool,
♪ We built the Wall
♪
We built the pyramids
♪
♪ Math, Science, History,
♪ That all started
♪
Bang!
♪
Hey. How was game night?
Oh, off the charts.
Literally.
it wasnt on any
Thats funny.
Wow. I should not have
How was ladies night?
It was fun. Amy got drunk
that Sheldons chest is smooth
Well, it does squeak
And we ran into Zack.
Oh. Yeah? Hows he doing?
He got married.
Oh. Well, thats nice.
Yeah, and he sold his company
Huh.
And you ended up with me,
Wait. Youre not
What? Oh, absolutely not.
In fact, he should be jealous
Oh.
And a dungeon with over 30 rooms
because no one thought
under the wizards throne.
Oh. You know, Id
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Well, Ill get the dice
Go away, Raj!
What are you doing?
style.
I dont know what that means.
Really? Youve never
Love Actually?
If you want to watch it
I have nothing to say to you.
Look, we both made mistakes.
I am so sorry that
I didnt mean to, but
Now, do you want
You also said you dont trust me
I really thought this would be
Honestly, Raj, why do you even
You know, family
Heres what I think.
All of your friends are married,
and you dont want
And honestly, thats not
Uh, okay, well, how
than what youre doing? Hmm?
Worried that you wasted
so many years dating the
youre just looking
Youre right.
Okay, so we agree.
Yeah.
Wait. What did we
That we shouldnt
You know what?
Why dont you shut the door,
Uh, do you remember
Leonard, I remember all
If youd like, I could
No, thank you.
Fun fact.
Zack would be
but she also dated two Zekes.
Well, apparently,
for a ton of money and retired.
And that bothers you?
I dont know. I mean...
I guess so. Yeah.
It doesnt seem fair.
I work hard.
Im really smart.
Ive made substantial
But Zack gets to be rich,
while Im still working
Well, a lot of people
That doesnt seem to bother you.
Sultan of Brunei,
Whos that?
Hes one of the first
Yeah, well, I dont
have to hang out
Well, thats too bad.
He helped create
Oh, the stories he could tell.
Penny told him wed go have
on their stupid boat.
Well, just tell her
Well, then, shell think
So you want to seem
I make one mistake, and she says
Like she never
Did she?
Well, she agreed to marry me.
Honestly,
I think you dodged a bullet.
I dont think
Howie, shh.
What?
You cant bad-mouth Anu.
Theyre gonna
and youre gonna look
I mean, remember
when we broke up, and Penny said
What did she say?
I dont want to get into it.
Some of it was hurtful,
So Im just supposed
I dont want you to lie to me.
No ones gonna lie to you.
She says
the only reason Im marrying her
is because
and I dont want
Oh, thats nonsense.
No.
Shes right.
So, Marissa, how
did you guys meet?
Oh, its a pretty
We met in a bookstore.
That
is
funny.
Yeah, I was just there
but this one had a stack
Oh. So, you really like to read?
Oh, no. I work there.
Yeah, she is super smart.
Seriously, you name,
shell tell you if
Go on, try her.
Oh, uh, well, uh...
Catcher in the Rye.
Nope.
I guess we both like nerds.
So, uh, we gonna
Nah. Its a little
Yeah, thats okay-- this is
Its actually kind of peaceful.
Well, its a beautiful boat.
Thanks, man.
We love it.
Although, hes so tall
almost every time
After the first couple,
Where are our manners?
Zack, lets get our guests
Oh, you got it, babe.
Are you jealous?
I know, I know,
Hes super sweet.
Oh, its driving
Really?
Yes. I was trying
like it wasnt so you
Wha-- turns out
I love you so much.
Aw.
Cheers, guys.
Aw, thanks.
Thank you.
So listen, I got
We sort of have another reason
We want to have a baby,
but we cant do it
because of the game me and
where we kicked each other
But the doc says
We just dont know.
Huh.
You went to college.
And Zacks
because youre
Okay, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa. You know, this
Lets all just stop before
Leonard, would you be
Aw, you said a thing.
Wow, this is
And also really weird, right?
you dont get to...
No, I...
I got it.
Just because I slept
with your wife doesnt mean
We... we get it,
but... thank you
Youre welcome.
I know its a big ask,
really dont want
I know.
...sperm.
And Zacks always talked about
I...
I really
Really? You dont know
You know, I-I think we
Oh, yeah. Definitely,
Take your time.
He means privately.
Right. Sorry.
Sure. Yep.
Come on, Zack.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay.
You really think
Theres nothing
Ow!
Hello, Daddy.
Did you install a camera
No!
Thats what her parents told me
when they said they
But I told them you would never
I mean, I did install a camera
and I did spy on her, but I did
to
spy on her.
Well, thats not going
our
story.
Our story is that shes a liar.
And-and old.
An old, dirty liar.
Oh, no.
Im the one who screwed up.
Well, dont say that to
them.
Shes bad. Youre good.
They have to pay me back
I should have...
So youre saying
Fine. Then Ill call her parents
and well straighten
I dont think
And honestly...
she deserves someone better.
Rajesh, you need to stop
Youre a good man.
Y-Youve never told me that.
Youre also a dope.
But your hearts
and you deserve happiness.
So you just need to figure out
and if that means cancelling the
But figure it out quickly,
my next birthday
and marigolds than I expected.
And Leonard just stood
like he was watching a puppy
Well, I can see how hed
Its not flattering.
Well, something can be both
and
creepy.
You know, just the other night,
looked like
Really? So
if someone wanted to use Sheldon
Oh, absolutely not. I am
So Leonards
Yes. We got in a
He said, well, if I
then why shouldnt someone else
What?
Well, there is
to pass on your genes.
Its only natural.
So youre on his side?
Well, viewing
its perfectly
But viewing him
And we hate him.
Really? Zack
your genetic material
Yeah. So Id be helping out a
and they were gonna pay us,
That doesnt make
They wanted
you?
(video game tires screeching,
Yes, Sheldon,
Im smart. Im nice.
And I can eat cheese
Are you upset he
Of course not. I just
that of all the people
Well, he does.
I dont see why Penny
Well, perhaps Pennys worried
the emotional toll of knowing
who is biologically yours
Wow, thats
Yeah, Im taller than you
Those people are crazy.
Come on, I know youre there,
Youre just making this harder.
Look...
you were right.
I was doing this for
You deserve to marry
how amazing you are...
because he doesnt want to spend
Not... not because he wants
Thank you.
And I want you to know, I
Raj, Im not gonna marry you.
Im not asking you to.
Then why are you here?
Because I like you.
Okay? I like you.
I-I like you enough
at the beginning,
So...
will you go out
Okay.
But I warn you,
I just got out of
and I might complain
Maybe hes being weird
Hey.
Hi.
Where you been?
Just out.
All right, look, um...
Im sorry that we fought before.
I know this is
and if you dont want me
Really?
Yeah.
Were a team.
Ill be right back.
What is that?
Its a sample cup.
Really? Cause it looks like
Its the closest thing
Its a gesture. Shut up.
All right, sorry.
So... are you saying
but... when I told you
you didnt have a say
maybe I dont need
Thank you.
They couldnt have picked
Are you calling Zack?
No, Sheldon. Would you say
Oh, my...
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